TepidPilot
Senior Stratmaster
A friendly reminder: Without a bass player y'all's bands would be nothin'!
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Bass player memes/jokes?
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Stratwrangler
Senior Stratmaster
Yep got to have some one to drive the guitarist to the gig and back
Bob the builder
Dr. Stratster
Ya mean the bass players mom?Yep got to have some one to drive the guitarist to the gig and back
simoncroft
Still playing. Still learning!
Consider all your posts liked. Happy to jam with y'all too. Pick the one you want to play...
AngelDeVille
Senior Stratmaster
bchaffin72
The Wizard next door................
I have a great meme for this thread. Trouble is, last time I posted it, it got removed for being a bit too risque, so I better not.........................
AngelDeVille
Senior Stratmaster
I have a great meme for this thread. Trouble is, last time I posted it, it got removed for being a bit too risque, so I better not.........................
send it to me, I’ll post it
AngelDeVille
Senior Stratmaster
Stratoholic
Senior Stratmaster
Tell that to The White Stripes. That band had exactly 2 members. Jack White on guitar, and his wife Meg on Drums. No bass player, and they achieved a level of success that most people could only dream of.
JamesE
Senior Stratmaster
What do you call people who hang around with musicians?
Bass players!
Thanks to all who've posted here - I love musician jokes. I used to play violin, and heard many viola and soprano jokes. On the positive side:
Why was the bass player the most important person in the room?
He was a need-to-know bassist.
Bass players!
Thanks to all who've posted here - I love musician jokes. I used to play violin, and heard many viola and soprano jokes. On the positive side:
Why was the bass player the most important person in the room?
He was a need-to-know bassist.
nickmsmith
Dr. Stratster
nickmsmith
Dr. Stratster
But when a bassist is good, it’s really cool. Good bassists will always have a gig, if they’re looking.
also depends on genre. In some metal bands, Bass is completely useless. They are buried in the mix, just makes the guitar sound thicker. in Jamiroquai, that guy is the foundation of every song.
I love playing bass too.. but can’t pass up a good bassist joke.
also depends on genre. In some metal bands, Bass is completely useless. They are buried in the mix, just makes the guitar sound thicker. in Jamiroquai, that guy is the foundation of every song.
I love playing bass too.. but can’t pass up a good bassist joke.
soulman969
Most Honored Senior Member
A man asks Satan......"How can I become the best guitarist in the world?"
Satan answered, "Give me your soul."
The man was bewildered. "What if I gave you a dollar instead?"
Satan smiled. "Then I'll make you the best bass player in the world."
soulman969
Most Honored Senior Member
A bass player is playing on a street corner for tips when suddenly one of his strings breaks. The bassist is a little saddened by this, since he can't really play Jazz with only 3 strings. He contemplates whether he should go buy a replacement string, but after some time he decides it could wait and starts playing Rock instead.
He plays Rock for another hour when suddenly another string breaks. The bassist is again quite saddened but decided it really isn't that big of a deal, but since he can't really play his favorite rock songs with only 2 strings he moves on to play some Blues.
The bass player continues playing for a few more hours, slowly starting to enjoy the new Blues tunes he's playing, when suddenly the 3rd string breaks. The bassist is really disappointed now, but it's already late and all the stores are probably closed, so he decides he'll buy the new strings tomorrow. He continues playing, but since Blues can't be played with only one string he starts playing Pop Music.
He has fun playing Pop with his last string for some time, when his last string breaks.
The bassist is saddened again, but with no other option he finally starts playing Metal.
soulman969
Most Honored Senior Member
What's a bass players preferred method of contraception?
His personality.
How does a bass player pick up girls?
He says; "Hi, I'm a guitarist".
His personality.
How does a bass player pick up girls?
He says; "Hi, I'm a guitarist".
This is a true statement.