Always wear a shirt when cooking bacon.
That is all.
That is all.
PSA-Life lesson learned the hard way
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nifnof70
Senior Stratmaster
Ouch!
Mouse
The Knees of Rock
Pants too!
1stpitch
Strat-Talker
A long sleeve shirt, and glasses.
I always take my glasses off when I fry something, don’t want to have to clean them
Don't cook naked @Higgins1980 
Dadocaster
Dr. Stratster
Why would anyone want to cook naked Higgins??Don't cook naked @Higgins1980
don’t judge me.
That would depend on the audience.
YohanTheMan
Senior Stratmaster
Don't worry Higgins, you're not the first one 
StratUp
Dr. Stratster
FYI- You can also cook it in the oven on a cookie sheet. I like to put it on one of those grid thingies so the fat can drip off.
That's not good for just a few pieces but if you're cooking up a pack, it's a breeze.
That's not good for just a few pieces but if you're cooking up a pack, it's a breeze.
I cook bacon on a charcoal grill. It doesn't spatter, and it tastes way better.
StratUp
Dr. Stratster
I suppose if we're doing home PSA messages we should cover them all: Don't trim the hedges outside your house naked.
dspellman
Senior Stratmaster
Do we ALL learn this lesson this way?
dspellman
Senior Stratmaster
Her?
I was once standing next to a famous model who was asked with whom she would like to be cast onto a desert isle. She pointed to me and said, "Him!" "Why?" was the next question.
"Because he's nicely marbled."
albala
Dr. Stratster
don't forget closed-toe shoes too
hot bacon grease is highly susceptible to the forces of gravity, and it's a mean burn.
hot bacon grease is highly susceptible to the forces of gravity, and it's a mean burn.
It sure is I have three little blisters on my belly. Which is how I learned this valuable lesson. Fortunately we have plenty of aloe plants growing out back.
