My absolute favorite part, and stick with me on this one, is the ability of the OP to never address any direct questions without using a different question or simply ignoring facts as presented.
He is like that 3 Card Monty dealer, or David Copperfield and uses distraction in the hopes you...
Well they do say that British and Americans are two cultures separated by a common language, and I am sure the same could be said for US and Australia.
Maybe his "Mate" came to collect this guitar and he brought the Australian equivalent of a loan collector with pipes and axe handles.
Just hope @Parksie is ok. We need the entertainment around here to distract from the usual is this cardboard guitar real, how come this looks like a lego...
Too personal? Too personal?
I have not, and have not detected any one attacking you personally.
In fact most if not all the posts have avoided you as a person, but some have commented on the odd behavior or actions. If you consider that a personal attack I am sorry.
All the comments so...